The U.S. ranks 85th in boys going to grade school

According to the World Health Organization, between 2000 and 2009, the United States had a net enrollment rate for males in primary school of 91%, which makes the United States tied for eighty-fifth in that category with several other countries–Albania, Croatia, Czech Republic, India, Samoa, Slovakia, Suriname, and Uzbekistan. Several other countries–Burundi, Georgia, Iran, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, and Tanzania–tied for first, with 100% of boys going to primary school.

The country with the lowest reported enrollment rate for boys in primary school is Sudan, at 43%.

The U.S. ranks 24th for sex in alleyways

According to the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey, the United States is tied for twenty-fourth (with Finland and Sweden) in terms of the percentage of people who state that they have had sex in an alleyway.  Croatia ranks first.

The U.S. ranks 4th for sexual satisfaction

According to the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey, the United States is tied for fourth (with Croatia) in terms of the percent of adults who say they are happy with their sex life. Belgium ranks first.